For the ones who speak fluent sarcasm and calculus. Our “Don’t Be a d³s/dt³” tee drops a nerdy diss disguised as a physics joke — because the third derivative of displacement is jerk. Yeah, we said it. Don’t be one.
Crafted in our signature Oversized Fever fit — loose, comfy, and built to flex both brains and vibes. Perfect for late-night study marathons, meme lectures, or just existing with academic angst and style.
Details:
100% premium cotton, ultra-soft feel
Bold white equation print on deep black base
Drop shoulders + relaxed silhouette for that Gen-Z oversized energy
Unisex fit — because intelligence has no gender
Machine washable, meme proof
Product features
Highlights:
Premium heavyweight cotton for that true oversized look
High-definition digital print — fade-resistant & long-lasting
